Good work, Saffy. Good work.
Now THAT'S how you do it, for sure.
Oh my mouses, my friends, what fun ol' Saffy did have. And I had some fun, too. It's fun listenin' to peeps mumble and grumble...
MOUSES!
Saffy really has got the hang of this stuff.
MOUSES!
So anyway...
So anyway, it was rainin' today. Not pourin', mind you, but rainin' enough so that if a kitty were to go outside for a bit, a kitty might get some rain on his furs.
And, of course, Saffron went out.
*sighs*
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But a little while later...
A little while later, Saffron came back in.
And he was all covered in rain.
MOUSES!
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' it was really silly of Saffron to go out in the rain.
And truthfully, I was kinda thinkin' the same.
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But you remember how I said it wasn't actually pouring out there?
Well...
Well, that is totally true. It was rainin' but not pourin', so...
So although Saffy was covered in rain, the water was sorta kinda in-a-weird-but-wonderful-way just lyin' there on the surface of his furs.
Cat probably didn't even realise he was wet.
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But once he was inside, Peepers - bein' a peep - went and told him how wet his fur was, and...
And then, of course...
He knew.
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Now in a situation like this, I, myself, enjoy a good rub down with a pillowy soft towel, but Saffy?
Nope, Saffy took a more immediate route.
He wasn't waitin' for no towel.
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Saffy, Saffron, Sassisfras - INSTEAD OF USIN' A TOWEL - decided to rub himself dry on the legs of Peepers' dry pants.
As well as the sleeves of her top.
And who knows, whilst I wasn't lookin', maybe even her shoes.
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And once Saffy had managed to dry himself off...
Peepers had to go change all of her clothes.
'Cause then PEEPERS was the one who was totally wet.
MOUSES!
'BOUT SOMEBODY ELSE, and not you.
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Bottom line is: Saffy got dry, I had some fun, and...
And Peepers had extra laundry to do.
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